Rules:
When you submit your "onym" to us, know that obscenities sent to Three Bald Guys may just get us laughing amongst ourselves, but won't make it onto this site. We don’t want to set the precedent in court establishing what’s obscene on a free and public site. Sorry, Charlie.
There's plenty of garbage on the World Wide Web. Our garbage strives to be one step above the bottom of the barrel. Be creative. Be clever. Just don't be profane.
Learn the difference between there/their/they're. C'mon, what would your fifth grade English teacher say if she knew you wrote something like, "Their a bunch of talentless fools"? While you may be disturbingly accurate in defining the Three Bald Guys, your writing will be either deleted or saved for a future section on this site called "They Wrote What?!" Long story short ... don't be an errorist.
FAQs:
Q: What do I get?
A: Besides the chance of having your correct guess on our site you'll receive nothing, except the glory of winning (maybe) and the admiration of your co-workers and the rest of the world. We may get a sponsor in the future to provide us with swag or tchotchkes. We may not. For now, we're three guys with a dream.
Q: Does it have to be answered in English?
A: We'd really prefer that you use English, but what the heck if you want to send it to us in Lugandan go right ahead.
Q: What if I have an "onym" for this site?
A: We'd love to hear that. Click here to send it to us. Thanks.
Q: Can I take a nap on the couch in the front lobby?
A: Give it a try, but don't tell 'em we said so. |